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21st February 2012

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Ever have one of those moments where you’re jerking off and the guy starts eating the girl out and your mind wanders and you wonder if Christopher Reeve ever did that to his wife since he was paralyzed and then you think about how crazy it is that he could move his finger after all that time and how it would be sorta hard to write and use silverware if you lost a finger but you’d get pretty used to it and some people can do that sort of stuff with their feet if they don’t have arms and how chimpanzees can do that and then suddenly you realize you’re still jerking off even though you’re limp and technically thinking about chimpanzees so you stop and get super ashamed? I totally did not do that today.

Ever have one of those moments where you’re jerking off and the guy starts eating the girl out and your mind wanders and you wonder if Christopher Reeve ever did that to his wife since he was paralyzed and then you think about how crazy it is that he could move his finger after all that time and how it would be sorta hard to write and use silverware if you lost a finger but you’d get pretty used to it and some people can do that sort of stuff with their feet if they don’t have arms and how chimpanzees can do that and then suddenly you realize you’re still jerking off even though you’re limp and technically thinking about chimpanzees so you stop and get super ashamed?

I totally did not do that today.

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