I remember the first bonermouf ever done
It was Ty Owen, Clay Flaherty, and myself getting Dave Bartish. We created a monster.
I'd update my tumblr more
but I can’t pry all these boners outta my mouf.
A picture of me giving a thumbs up was in Marcellus’ briefcase
One of these days
my luck is gonna turn around. or I’ll just man up
jenkirkman: US WEAK-LY Thanks to my Twitter pal @mesorandy for posting this. You know, I am outraged that Elton and his partner have a kid - but only because Elton is 62 and should give his kid a chance in hell of actually having a living father around but he IS quite wealthy so at least his kid won’t be burdened with his elderly dad’s hospice bill once he gets out of college. Anyway -...
When I say that I’d make a good president, that doesn’t imply that I would ever want to be in any public office. Not fond of those dudes. Nor could I likely get elected.
I’d be a good president
The Human Torch
is dead, but it’s only Marvel. Look for him next year.
Any animated movie nominated for best picture? Glad Hollywood is getting of its high horse. But why wasn’t Lee Unkrich nominated for best director?
Jenny McCarthy is responsible for the deaths of...
and she should really, really shut the fuck up. and anyone who doesn’t vaccinate a baby from whooping cough or measles should have that baby taken from them.
Not sure what to get your boyfriend for Valentine’s Day? Just bleach your asshole!
A typical Dane Cook joke that I made up
“Oh my god. Does everyone remember Thundercats? HOLY SHIT I loved that show! Except Snarf! Snarf ruined every episode! SHUT THE FUCK UP SNARF! EVERYONE HATES YOU! AAAASAHSG SNARF!” *humps the floor* I wish he would stop making jokes.
Guys, let's play a game.
justnexttotheblues: aimlessambles: captaintightpants-: desmondismyconstant: gotredonyou: justnithya: Change one word of your username to vagina. Let me start: JustVagina gotvaginaonyou DESMONDISMYVAGINA CAPTAINTIGHTVAGINA- Aimlessvagina justnexttothevagina adventuresinvagina
I think that I could make the world a better place, but I don’t think that everyone deserves it. Also, I’m writing comics again, and need illustrators. My rad dudes who can draw are welcome to do so.
I have a billion issues
but I’m glad I’m not you
hardbeliever-deactivated2012072 asked: I do too. But he wore that pair for a YEAR. It was raw denim, but still.
oh hai: I finished →
meow-meow: the second part of the interview today but even if I were offered the job, I don’t think I would take it. The studio, work space and greeting area was the size of the bedroom I rent now. Honestly, that is not enough to make any portrait look nice. It makes me so sad to realize something I was so… I think you’ll do juuuuuust fine.
congothemovie: When something profound happens to me or I get a stroke of philosophical genius, my first thought is to tell someone or to put it onto some sort of social media. I’m happy that each time I go to do so I change my mind and decide to keep it for myself. Basically I am thankful to everyone who just posts funny things for me to look at and doesn’t whore out their emotions for...
Skipped class today because I sharded my pants
The Decemberists are like Adam Sandler
You have to mature a little to realize what a waste of time they are
WHO YOU TRY'NA FUUUUUUUCK?
I know the best piece of advice ever given to...
but it only works for dudes.
Now there’s another service that I can refuse to buy an iphone from