February 2012
30 posts
YOUR MOM LIKES TYLER PERRY MOVIES
I think honesty is the most funny thing there is, but I can’t believe myself sometimes.
WatchHow to spend a night off
If I get drunk enough tonight, I’ll write a post about peeing myself at Micro Center when I was six.
I'LL POOP ON MEGABUS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
I might be the only man alive who chases shots...
Having an Easy-to-Say Name "Will Get You Promoted" →
lavanguardia:
Guess I’d better work on my charisma.
fuck
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tumblr isn't letting me make captions on posts
Sometimes you accidentally watch the 2nd X-Files...
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE...
It doesn’t make you cool. It doesn’t make you uncool. It only means that you don’t care about football. Some people do. Talking about it on the internet just makes you insecure. Brag about something brag-worthy, not a disinterest in sports.
But I want to live free AND die hard
It’s really, really agonizing having to use an alarm clock twice a day
January 2012
83 posts
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VINEGAR STROKES
You are not “proud” of your Irish heritage. You’ve never even been to Ireland. You’re just an alcoholic.
YOU GUYS