Quality is better than quantity. One home run is better than two doubles.
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Getting back on schedule means a lot of sleepless Sunday nights.
Tomorrow’s gonna suck.
Giorgio Comolo; Galactus & Silver Surfer
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I mean seriously, if they aren’t the slightest bit curious about you, walk.
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There is no redder flag than when a person spends twenty minutes unloading their problems on you without even once asking how you’re doing
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N: she said only immature people wear condoms.
N : yeah girl I just met you
N: yeah I’m a goddamned child huh
Sex is a lot like star trek, you go warp speeds, you detect tetryon particles, Worf is there
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