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#tbt Air Force Museum with my family. Leana isn’t around so I must be three or four. I’m already sporting Dad’s hairline
Did you hear about the new internet hero? It’s the middle-aged woman who slapped a Hollywood producer after he told her to eat his dick because he heard her worrying about their airline fucking up her connection on Thanksgiving (which they did).
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"I know you don’t make a lot of money but your line of work must be so gratifying."
You’re half-right, ma’am.
On this day in 1995: “Toy Story” came to theaters.
I would pursue a career in politics, get addicted to multiple substances, and have a total Rob Ford-esque meltdown on television, just to make you smile
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